Total Medals Earned: 251 (From 53 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,860 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
Medals Earned: 16/18 (550/660 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Medals Earned: 11/21 (180/390 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Medals Earned: 17/19 (445/645 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Lose on the first round
Reach a score of 10,000
Reach a score of 25,000
Achieve a perfect round
Hit 2 birds with 1 shot
Complete the first 3 rounds without missing a shot
Reach a score of 100,000
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Stuck the landing
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Reach a highscore of 10 points
Reach a highscore of 15 points
Reach a highscore of 20 points
